Sunday, February 22, 2009
As the enemies of sleep surround our beds we begin to wake from our slumber.
A Declaration: to redress the Horror Farce of the world, by means of Humorous War.
To the slayers of teddy bears and liquidators of gold bars, statisticians of butchery, number crunchers of bone. The barricades are being fortified with the useless machinery of your infrastructure. We are armed and we mean to take back our lives.
We have awoken.
Prince Olaf Arthur McGuire, Guardian of the World and its noble People.
The Third World War is on its way and all the while we sit drinking tea. STOP THE NEW WORLD ORDER! ACKNOWLEDGE THE MOVE TOWARD WORLD GOVERNMENT! TAKE BACK YOUR LIVES! WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT REPLACE THIS HORROR SHOW WITH A NEW SENSE OF HUMOUR!